I’m going to be a better person.
Well, this week I'm off to a health retreat, because that's definitely going to undo…
adminSeptember 23, 2018
I did not ‘throw it all away’, thank you very much.
I've had some fairly eye-watering things written about me in my time. Once it was…
adminSeptember 17, 2018
Do you wanna be in my cult?
As some of you know, I've always dreamed of starting my own cult. Not a…
adminSeptember 10, 2018
First day back in the land of the living!
Hello! How are you? Me? I'm great, thanks for asking! What was that? Am I…
adminSeptember 10, 2018
A bride called her friends and family a bunch of C’s… and I am here for her.
Think about the last time you genuinely felt rage. White-knuckle, gut-churning, seething, stab-a-bitch anger. Now,…
adminAugust 27, 2018
Guys, it’s okay. 60 is the new 30.
To my real Mother, Firstly, happy 60th birthday. Secondly, even though we’ve never met, your…
adminAugust 16, 2018
I’ve realised I owe you guys an apology…
In this past week, I have done two interviews. I know, guys. Two whole interviews.…
adminAugust 13, 2018
Yep, I’m pregnant!
As you may or may not have seen in my niche pregnancy Instagram announcement (involving…
adminAugust 6, 2018
Big Gay Wedding
A very important wedding took place a couple months ago. No, it was not Harry…
adminJuly 31, 2018
Difficult? Me? Yeah maybe!
If you follow me on any platform then you’re aware that I collect porcelain owls,…
adminJuly 23, 2018